Little black book on sex and dating
Red Flag Rule #12: If a guy can pick up a phone and send you a text, surely he can use the same phone and call you with it.
Red Flag Rule #17: If he mashes up your lady parts like he's kneading pizza dough, tell him to lighten up before you're too swollen to cross your legs.
She diveth not, she leapeth not from the pier; but by gentle shocks and cries of protest she entereth slowly; yet when the waters of love encompass her, then she is supported.
She swimmeth in her joy; she floateth on the tide of happiness.
Hurry not a woman's favor; neither forcer her hastily to surrender to thee.
For she goeth into love as she goeth into the waters at the seashore; first a hand and then a lip goeth she in by littles.
Red Flag Rule #5: If your "dates" with a guy consist solely of booze and booty calls, chances are he's not your boyfriend.
Red Flag Rule #10: If a guy can't hear the word "vagina" without giggling, he should not be permitted to touch yours.
Here are our 10 favorite big red flags that every dating newbie — and veteran — should run far, far away from: Red Flag Rule #29: If you have to think twice about whether or not your man is treating you right, you're already thinking too hard. )Red-Flag Rule #3: If you ask the guy you've been sleeping with where he sees the relationship going, and he replies, "I don't want us to be anything more than this," no matter how great the sex is, don't expect a commitment anytime soon.” The question wasn’t entirely rhetorical, as he went on to explain: “I was a gnomish prodigy – half-human, half-goblin, man-child, child-man.” Those qualities were as nothing compared to his flirting technique, which he characterised as “a combination of early Neanderthal and late Freud”.It was this, perhaps, that led his lover and co-star Lana Turner to dub him, in reference to his best-known role as Andy Hardy, “Andy Hard-on”."He went through the ladies like a hot knife through fudge,” said Ava Gardner of Mickey Rooney, whom she’d married when she was 19.It may seem disrespectful to dwell on this aspect of Rooney’s reputation so soon after his death, but it was hardly a secret in his lifetime: he was notorious. Rooney was 5ft 2in, red-headed and all teeth, the goofiest kid in California.